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Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

Dear Mr. Doug.

Do I have a deal for you! Available for a limited time you can purchase for the low, low price of $4,500 my Deluxe Pants and Slacks extender 2000. Never outgrow your pants again. You'll save hundreds by extending (literally) your attire. Please send the above amount to Trevor and His Scams at 1234 I Gottcha Lane, Atlanta Jawja

Looking forward to talking again.

Felon B. Me

Doug Monroe's avatar

Wow! This is a deal I cannot refuse! More pie for me! I hope you will take a check!

Hungry Hippo!

Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

Just send me your bank routing number and your PIN and I'll take care of the rest.

Regardos,

T