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Trisha Campbell's avatar

Maybe our Dad wasn’t so dumb. Didn’t go to the doctor & lived until 93.

Mimi Owen's avatar

Your real name is Job? Correct? And you have written the Book of Job?

Doug Monroe's avatar

You got that right! Hahahaha!!

Bill Hendrick's avatar

Holy shit, Doug. What a great column. I'm also 78 and go to one specialist or another about three times a week. Yesterday I saw a guy who put me on a strong antidepressant. But I'm not depressed, at least not anymore than a normal person suffering from trumpreah and old age. Take care of yourself I'm coming up in April.

Doug Monroe's avatar

Thanks, Bill. I look forward to seeing you ... April should be nice and warm.

Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

Good Gawd Man!!! Are they carrying you around in a bucket!? You're being a bit too subtle, maybe paint the picture a bit more graphically next time. Hang in there man.

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Doug Monroe's avatar

Thanks, Trevor: I depend on you for the fun!

Doug Monroe's avatar

A Bucket! That's the ticket!